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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Grocery Store Wars



This reminds me of the Nightshades Manifesto...

Not so long ago, in a culture all around us, a dark menace had seized control of the economy. Conspicuous consumption was rampant. There was a blatant disregard for the only earth we have. The fashion industry was propelling this unsustainable cycle of doom. Chemical laden products were stuffing the racks of faceless corporate box stores. Advertisements were brainwashing people into thinking they needed to buy at the speed of light.

But there were rumblings from within the empire. A new generation was coming up through ranks and at the forefront of the new paradigm, was…

…………THE DEADLY NIGHTSHADES………

Formerly a design collective, the nightshades have spun their upstart, in-your-face brand of fashion into a roving midnight bike gang. Their mission: to fight the evil forces of toxic air-kisses, and stake their claim as the new generation the fashion industry. A generation that values intelligent design, individuality, and won’t throw out their morals, but will recycle their beer cans!

Biking around the city and causing trouble was the name of the game. Thought their forces were small, their style was larger than life. Their hearts were made of bamboo, their eyes shone with solar power, and their veins flowed with organic, fair trade coffee. The gang revolved around their love of fashion, sustainability, and each other. Rolling on two wheels of glory, the girls set out to kick ass, take names, spread awareness and MAKE PARTY EVERY DAY!!!!

1 comment:

BIG RED said...

OMG THIS IF EFIN' HILARIOUS!!!